I forgot to share my pee story....
Many moon ago, my boyfriend had a beautiful white German Shepard, Casey. One of his neighbors had a Chi that was a really annoying yapper-head! Everytime we took Casey to be walked in the park we had to pass the house. If the Chi was outside he would follow us down the fenceline yapping the whole way.
Casey would stop, lift his leg and nonchalantly pee all over the little guy through the fence. The little Chi wouldn't skip a beat! Barked the whole time!
It was hysterical!