You are as bad as me...fiance just got Jersey for me (she's a biewer)...I dont think I'll have a fiance if i said i wanted another...

Little monkey is a runner as well....let her out last night to go potty...the other two were inside already....of course I'm in pjs and bathrobe, barefoot.
we have an iron gate enclosing the backyard....told the donkey that made it for me to make sure the slats are small enough that a 5lb yorkie could 'NOT' fit through!
Well, bent down to pick up her poop...looked up and she is flying down the road!


Of course the gate has a lock on it...and yes it is locked! Of course the keys are in the house...GAH!!!
Back in the house...forget the keys for the gate, too late for that....son's size 11 shoes, me in very skimpy pj's trying to catch this dog.
Neighbour is outside of course working in her garden in the front....me trying
to run in shoes that are 4 sizes too big, Oh and I have a bum knee!!
Neighbour is killing herself with laughter..of course she is!
I finally stop running bc, there is no way I'm gonna catch this Greyhound!
I yell 'JERSEY!'...she stops dead...

'get back here'
Yes my friend she came back!!!!! Very pleased with herself I might add!!
Before I took her in the house something told me to look around.....3 of my neighbours are outside splitting a gut at my appearance!
(I am always put together, or in full uniform)
Keirsi ...next door neighbour has the audacity to ask me where she can get
an outfit like mine!!!

Oh and I simply must tell her where she can get the shoes to match...you know the ones...my son's ratty sneakers , 4 sizes too big

Roll eyes!!!! I'm telling you if I weren't so in love with this baby I might have been embarrased, and p/o!!! URGH!!!
Crated her little black and white backside and went to bed!
The other two are looking at her like 'oooo you in trouble!'
I was quite the site...hangin on to the girls so they dont fall out (not trying to
put on a show) and trying to hang on to this 4lb ball of fur that has tasted
freedom!!