Mikki: Hey Rosie. It is 2:30 am why don't you wake mom up and tell her you need to potty?
Rosie: Why?
Mikki: Trust me I have a plan!
Rosie whines until mom gets up. Mom walks into the living room and opens the door.
Rosie: Ok Mikki follow my lead! We are going to play chase the armadillo around the house.
Mikki: Won't mom be mad?
Rosie: For sure! Let's go!
My two beautiful Yorkies chase this stupid thing from the front yard to the back yard. Thankfully it ran under our shed!
I'm running through the back yard screaming at them at 2:30 in the morning! When I finally catch them, I'm hysterical! Omg what if it had bit them or something! They both are in serious trouble with momma!
Mom gets both back in the house and she is MAD!
Mikki: I told you she would be mad!
Rosie: I'm sorry momma. (Then gives momma that pitiful look, jumps in momma's lap, and starts giving Yorkie kisses.)
Mikki: You are such a suck up Rosie.
Rosie: Hey, I know who 'butters the bread" in ths house.
