Dwear Happy,
Yor pawents have gone off da deep end. Pwease call the hosable and get dem the help dat de so despwarateley need.... My Mommie makes me to wearz da boz too, but she neffer put da light pinky onez on me, dey onwy go put on myz sistas. I got red onz and bwu onz an gween and brown onz, but no pinkie onz. I do alzo gots a rweally bigz red one, so Iz undastans wherz yu is comin from.
See:
I cwozd my eyzez cuz I so embarwassed.
You wook gud doh...yu wook wike yu smelz weally gud.
Water, Awigator,
Peek A Boo, Yor Frwendz