Dear Mowmma and Dawdda,
The time has come for you to add another addition to your family. It will be a female this time, she can and will, wear dresses and frilly pink bows. You will name her Ness (nickname: Nessie)...then you will have the best of both worlds and your home will be filled with Happy Ness...!!!!
Sincerely,
Happy your male pup that does not want to wear bows.
p.s. don't forget to spay and neuter or your home will be overflowing in Happy Ness...
