[alaskayorkie]

Rosie: Mikki, if you want to be beautiful like me, you must first carry yourself with an air of dignity -- like you're above all the petty antics of "ordinary dogs." But you also must be strong and observant -- able to spring to action at a moment's notice when an interloping squirrel or mouse invades your realm. Do you remember last week when I chased those blue jays out of the yard. They ran like little babies -- terrified of my drooling jowels. Mikki? ... MIKKI! This is important! Are you listening to my advice?

Mikki: Zzzzzzzzzzzz