Awwww, you are not weird, you're a Yorkie Momma
I haven't had a vacation in years because I won't leave my girls. If they can't go, I don't go. We did do one overnight trip, we left around noon and were home by 5 pm the next day
They were here with my daughter and one of her friends (they are 16). Even then, hubby couldn't convince me to stay another night
I definitely would trust a YT"er before anyone else, though