The more I read of this the more I laugh. I'm sorry but I am exactly the same way. Lizards dart around so fast they freak me out. They scare the crap out of me! Of course any of them critters freak me out!
we have spiders, centipedes, and scorpions that get in houses here. I scream and scream until DH or my son comes and kills them. I have learned to never leave the door open or cracked. If I do, I can almost guarantee something will get in. If a snake gets in we will have to move. Or ill be in the ER from having a heart attack! Lol. Hope you caught Mr. Lizard!