You are NOT the only one here that's had that done to them ! 
 
I am TOTALLY aware of this seemingly intentional activity.  But in my case, both of mine are big enough to jump up on my lap, regardless of where I'm at, and give me a VERY good face washing, which includes French Kissing, IF I'm even a little slow on squinching everything (eyes/mouth) up to defend myself. 
But, I admit, it has happened, though I seem to better accept it, when It's My Female Becca that sneaks one in.