The Wise Ones who approve memberships were very impressed at the brevity of your application -- name, age, weight, sex and an accompanying link to pictures in three short sentences. Absolutely perfect.
Normally, 7.4 pounds at one year, with vet verification, is good enough for immediate acceptance. However, we notice you are from Stockton, Calif., home of the dreaded Stockton Thunder of the East Coast Hockey League and a nemesis to the Alaska Aces.
The Oracle who delivers the membership verdicts from the Wise Ones happens to be a big-time Aces fan and has the power to delay Toto's acceptance for any reason he deems fit. For that reason, consider Toto's application delayed.
Unfortunately, the Oracle's power is limited to short term delays. In fact, the delay period has already expired.
Toto is hereby accepted into the Teapot Club and Secret Society with full membership. Congratulations!