I am always getting screened for something . . .I don't know why either, it's that stupid full body one where they can see it all . . .I think it's because I'm a bit well endowed . . .needless to say, I don't mind doing it at all, because every time I've had to get scanned, I've had my monthly visitor . . .and the entire time I'm thinking . . ."how's that for ya"
