LMAO!!! I'm sooo sorry I shouldn't be laughing, but lord this is funny! I'm glad he will survive his brush with death.
I have two boys one 21 the other 23, they have never done anything so assinine! (yet) Mind you us black folk are a bit more cautious....as far as i know we dont jump off cliffs, or out of planes, or off bridges with an elastic tied around our ankles. I asked my oldest if he would jump off a cliff just to follow fashion....his answer.....
!!! 'Do I look insane to you?!' I think your hubby just took leave of his sense...hopefully he now has full use of his facilities.
Sorry bout your vacation hun!! I would have the beach embedded on his grill, as a reminder....seriously I would!