First off let me say you're writing abilities are OUTSTANDING! You should write a book!! As I was reading your story, I felt the need to want to skip to the end just to see what he was hiding!! BUT....your writing was so good , I didnt want to miss a word!! Honestly, when I found out it was just his teeth, I was relieved....I thought he had been cheating!! Phew!! (Yes, my mind goes straight to the worse case scenario!!) Teeth can be fixed, hopefully his ego can too. Thankfully he's safe and alive!!
I look forward to reading more "husband antics" from you