lol This is all so funny. The only time Ahi has pooped inconveniently for me is when I was dropping off my youngest dd to school. We were running a little late and was jogging to my dds class to try and make it before the tardy bell rang. In the middle of a hundred kids running to class she tugs back on her leash and we look down to see her in poop position. She then plops one out...I'm looking all around at everyone staring at this "cute" little Yorkie and her mama with no poop bag. I had to dig in my dds backpack, rip a page out of her composition book pick, pick it up and throw it in the garbage can. Lol