I read
"How to be a Perfect Yorkie" cover to cover. Chapters 1-5 covered looking cute, and perfecting the sad eyes. There was even a chapter on how to show my never ending adoration and even how to politely cover up any poo accidents by pushing a blanket or pee pee pad over it so as to delay and hopefully avoid getting scolded.
But there wasn't
ONE PAGE devoted to the subject of how to gracefully endure the humiliation of a poorly placed red bow between my ears.
