Lol! These are all too funny!
When I was a college freshman my mom gave me some soup and I stuck the whole pot in the freezer til I was ready to use it. Then that week I took it out of the freezer and straight onto a hot burner. I was sitting at the table studying when it suddenly EXPLODED, the glass lid on the pot shattered into a billion little glass bits, and it was all over my kitchen, soup and glass, all over me, just..a nightmare. I started crying not because of the mess, but because I REALLY wanted some of mama's soup!
I've also dropped my precious yankee candles on my kitchen and bathroom floors, splattering glass and hot wax EVERYWHERE and god, wax is a nightmare to clean up.