Hi barkingyorkie. I don't know if you're for real or not. You hardly write anything to defend or explain yourself.  For most part, I want to think that you're just trying to get a rise out of anyone who will bite your lure but there's a tiny part of me that worries if you really mistreating your "dog". 
 
So here's my thought... instead of owning "dog" why not own "cat"