Officer: "Ma'am, I admit your Yorkie is adorable, and it's the best attempt someone's used to get out of a ticket all day, but would you please sit up straight so I can talk to the person who was driving 75 in a 65 zone?
"And if you want a tip on grooming: That's way, way too much hair gel on your Yorkie."
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