Well.....
There was the catching of my sleeve episode on the kitchen door handle, which made the plate of spag bol shoot all over the new cream carpet in our dining room
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Then there was the dropping of the leg of lamb fiasco onto the kitchen floor when I took it out of the oven - so I gave it a rinse and served it anyway
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Oh, and there was a Christmas Day incident when I forgot to take the bag of giblets out of the turkey and the whole thing exploded....
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