Hey everybody! Thank you for all your suggestions! I figured if anyone knew what I was talking about, it would be y'all! It looks like Aymee has the the closest suggestion for what I am looking for, and will check that out very soon. I seemed a little pricey at first, until I noticed that you can customize with a message in code!
I figured that since I have a "Neo", then he needs a "Matrix" vest or collar, and this print would fill the bill quite nicely! Hopefully I'll have my machine up and running right very soon, and I can get started!