[Deadbug]

Ok, so the grey hair by my left temple? Yeah... that's the one I got when Issy chewed up my Christian Louboutin shoes. My bad. I should have put them up. I *think* they can be fixed, but....

And the grey hair growing off the top of my head towards the back? Yep. I know about that one. I got that when she chewed on my pantry door. I'll be sanding and painting that this weekend.

The 3 grey hairs that all came in at the same time along the nape of my neck to the right? I know about them. She did GREAT for a week and then the past 2 nights she pee'd in my bed. I woke up at 5:30 this morning to her whizzing on my foot. Doesn't she know it's SUNDAY???? Even God rested on the 7th day! I think the only think that's ever made me move faster is when my son was throwing up in the middle of the night. (They should create an alarm clock with that sound)

However, the cluster coming in just above my forehead is from her untraining Gabby. Now BOTH dogs are peeing in the house! I think we're going to hold off on new carpet.

The sad thing is, I KNOW what I have to do. Confinement, start over, restrict them to the ex pen, schedule, schedule schedule, etc. However, DH doesn't get it. He feels sorry for them and lets them out unsupervised. Wait... I'm on my hands and knees scrubbing urine out of my carpet and he feels sorry for THEM? This is so not fair!

I have to figure out how to train DH. Is there's a .pdf for that somewhere?

I just needed to scream at something that doesn't have to adoring look in their eyes.