Ziggy, daydreaming ...
... and then, after I had chased off the pack of rabid pit bulls with several death-defying bluff charges punctuated by a blood-curdling bark that caused them to wet themselves, the love of my life -- Jillie -- came prancing out of the woods and racing toward my strong, manly embrace.
... Her athletic gait was swift and sure, and her soft, blond locks were blowing in the warm summer breeze ...
... As she neared, I could smell her alluring poultry-toothpaste-flavored breath, and my warrior's heart began to soften. Her pouty, full lips quivered ever so gently and I extended my neck to meet her passionate offering ....
Mom:
"ZIGGY! QUIT HUMPING THE BLANKETS AGAIN! And wipe that silly grin off your face!"
__________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube
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