 I was just assaulted!
I was just sitting here minding my own business, doing my own thing. Nothing spectacular was happening. It's an absolutely gorgeous day. Just another episode of NCIS on the tv and I was struggling to find the ambition to get up and do something. I haven't really been so energetic since I quit smoking 3 weeks ago. Out of the blue and without any provocation, I was outright attacked by a yorkie! Apparently thief was trying to mug me for my fancy striped socks. Luckily, I was able to ward her off just in time!
Now I'm afraid to put my feet down on the floor, having been the victim of such violence like that! |