A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of
> >a
> >
> > house:
> >
> >
> >
> > "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells
> >him the
> > dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees
> >a Labrador retriever sitting there.
> >
> > "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your
> >story?"
> >
> > The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could
> >talk
> > when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I
> >told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had
> > me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
> >and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
> > eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
> >years running."
> >
> > "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
> >wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I
> > signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
> >security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
> > I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
> >medals."
> >
> > "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
> >retired."
> > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
> >wants for the dog.
> >
> > "Ten dollars," the guy says.
> >
> > "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
> >him so cheap?"
> >
> > "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
