I bet you can come up with some better than these.
In Alabama, it's illegal to flick a bugger into the wind.

Virginia - Chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.
Virginia - It is illegal to tickle women.
Washington - A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
Washington - You can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.
West Virginia - Only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
West Virginia - Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.
West Virginia - Whistling underwater is prohibited.
Wisconsin - It is illegal to kiss on a train.
Wisconsin - One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars.
Wyoming - Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
Wyoming - It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
Wyoming - You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
hahahaha, yes you can do better than this!!