Dear SB,
I juss wanted to lett you kno dat I weached an ALL time low todai. Mommy woke up to walk uss, and i saw da dweaded note from the man in brown showts on da door

. I owdewed a bunch of stuff for my SB and towd mom we MUSST fine dat man! Mommiez, me, and bwody waited outside da UPS twuck

saw da UPS man, and mommez asked if iss too late for da package! I gabe him "da look" and Bwody adamently spoke to him for me "GIBB ME DA PACKAGE" well, it was more wike "RUFF RUFF RUFF". Anywayz my conbincing worked, SB, I offishully hab one gift dat will go in da big box at de end

. You can west assured dat I am willing to chase da UPS man ober and ober again for you!
I exausted frum da chasing, I iz getting a nap. Cwues to come later SB. You shure are gonna be spoiled!

Sophia