So todays Brody and I went to da vet to gets a manny/peddy. I diddnt do two wells and was gwumpy at the people twimming my nails. Brody, on da oder hand, did so good, I tink he liked it
. Da vet tekks kept calling him a pwetty giwl
. Mommeez laffed and told daddy Brody mights be a meh troll sexshull like Bogie. Still donnt know what dat is doh. Anyweez, back to da point of da post. As we were leavingz, mommeez booked Brody's nooter for da 15th
DURING GE MONTH!?? is shez cwazy?!?!? Dont she know dat 100% attention MUST go to me and da GE! I was mad fo a bit, but den saw dat mom is berry sad and scawed about da nooter. I tolds her she needz to help me tink of a cwue, and dat cheered her up
. I iz a good daughter
! I can typez better wiff shorter nailz now to!
Cwue 1: My buddy's name has at weast TWO bowels (
) in it. Dey can be da same bowel or diffewent. Wemember yawkies: bowels are A, E, I, O,U and sumtimes Y.. awe yew mai buddy ?!?!? Cwue 2: mai buddys state has more skware myles dan my state!