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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie  This is kinda disgusting, so I'll leave it up to you as to whether you want to gross your readers out.  I think it qualifies as "spoiled."
I was walking 4 1/2 pound Jillie into the pet store this winter, and I looked down and she was picking up her feet and crying in pain. She'd walked through some salt that was spread out over an icy area of the driveway.
She was in pain and I panicked. I had no water anywhere, and I didn't want to take the time to run into the store and find something to purchase to clean off her pads.
So I took her back to the car and put each of her feet in my mouth. After each foot, I spat out the salty, grimy liquid before "rinsing" off another foot. The only non-disgusting thing about it is it worked. Her yelping stopped.
Embarrassed, I told no one for a full week before finally admitting it to my wife. Her first comment: You know there's a bathroom in that pet store, right? Duh! |
OMG, you are the best! Lol, you and your wife make a great couple, you have the heart, she has the brains!
I'm literally crying as I'm writing this! Such a neat story, and yet it really doesn't surprise me about YOU.