Dear Abbi,
Iz hopes its not to late to get yours advice...mommy wouldn't let me near the keyboard

...anyways, this iz my problem. Mommy doesn't understand how serious I takes my job of protecting our home. I triz to warn her when I hears somthink but she just tells me "nuff". I even run to my lazy sister...but she won't move to help! I iz very wittle (a svelte 4.5 lbs...well ok, a chunky 5.5 lbs...but still wittle

) How do I getz my family to listen to me and take me seriously??
Charlee