HAHA Schatzie, that is hilarious!
I would just like to add that I LOVE all yorkies! Tall, short, fat, skinny, green, blue, floppy ears, ears that stand up, you get the idea. (okay I've never seen such a thing as a green yorkie but you know what I mean). I'm sorry that people are feeling divided, I do not believe that was ever an intent.
Let's just all agree that yorkies are wonderful and we are all guilty of spoiling them rotten