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Originally Posted by R_Z  Please accept Bailey into the Teapot Hall of Fame!
Name: Bailey
Age: 1 year (October 21st, 2012)
Weight: 7.8 lbs
A Brief Description: Bailey is the most loving dog we've ever had. He loves to give kisses, he follows me everywhere, he the perfect lap warmer on a winter's day, and he's adorable. Bailey loves his squeaky toys. He carries them everywhere and even sleeps with them. He'll chase his toys until he finally looks at you as if to say: "Ok, I'm done. Time for a nap!". Bailey has fit so nicely with our family routine. He spends the morning upstairs in my wife's office and in the afternoon, he's up here with me. He loves his walks and he gets a long with every person and animal he sees. He rarely barks (only when someone is at the door). He's just the greatest! We are the luckiest parents in the world! |
If the Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society didn't know better, We would suspect a conspiracy among all you new applicants! We've gone months without an application and suddenly we are inundated.
But if there's one thing the Elders don't mind doing, that's ogling adorable Teapots and Teapot wannabes. So we have locked ourselves in seclusion on a Himalayan mountain peak and vow to review all new applicants closely.
Bailey falls into a gray area that makes the Gray Ones, I mean Elders, reach for the Metamucil. On one hand, Bailey's 7.8 pounds is seemingly comfortably over the 7.0 standard that makes Teapots so special. However, since he loves his walks and is so active, we fear that he could possibly slip below the standard once he loses his baby fat.
Fortunately for the club, your excellent application swayed us. Not one, but three pictures of Bailey's adorableness were included. And the biographical information makes us want to give him a big hug.
So, congratulations, Bailey, you're a Teapot! Your Badge and Secret Decoder Ring are in the mail (although delivery isn't very reliable up here in the Himalayas.)