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Originally Posted by NewYorksBrandy

Application Criteria, for Membership in the YT TeaPot Club:

Name: Brandy Nieves-Rodriguez
Age: 7 months
Weight: 8lbs
Current Picture: avatar picture..
A Brief Description: Brandy is 14 inch long with shirt curly hair, she loves to be around people because she is a star in our family. Brandy spends her day playing sleeping and napping. Hobbies are watching mommy cook, going on YT, and jumping around the house. SHe has a big Brother named Gavriel he is a skin baby. her hair is gold and salt and pepper but will change soon to sliver and gold according to the vet. She is the best thing that has happen to my family and I and her forever home loves her so much we can't let her go...

Dearest Brandy,

As you can see by the above rejection of Oscar, the Omniscient Ones Who Decide All on the Teapot Thread and then Gloat about Their Power do not like accepting Teapots into the club until they reach 1 year of age. At 7 months, Brandy gives us pause.

However, during that pause, we were transfixed by Brandy's beauty and realize that, at 8 pounds, she is not likely to slip below the standard of inferiority that is 7 pounds. We are poised to accept Brandy into the club.

Avatar pictures, however, are not large enough for us to sufficiently ogle, uh, make our decision. Before we can accept Brandy into the Elite Club, we require a Teapot of a picture to be posted.

We anxiously await your decision.

Sincerely,

The Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society