Okay Dad.......You have to do the announcement cuz I'm supposed to be disappeared.
"INTRODUCING the
AMAAAAZING Peanut! Son of Snuffaluffagus the Circus elaphant and Winter the Dolphin with the broken tail!
He was named Peanut in hopes that he would aspire to be in "The Biz" like his parents!"
(Dad....get to the disappeared part. If I had some of those crochet balls that Peachbongi makes I'd be sweatin' 
) "Okay Peanut....shhhh.......you need to get into the bag, Peanut. ALL the way in. Peanut, the world class magician, has made all of the animal crackers disappear!
TA DA!!"
Dad, you suck at this almost as bad as I do. Good thing your parents had no aspirations for you 