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Originally Posted by lovespandp  LoL Well my real DH will purposely fart around Pnut bc Pnut will run for for hills when he hears DH fart!! hahaha 
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That is hilarious!!! Katie Scarlett just sits and stares at Brandon when he toots! She looks at him like...what on Earth was that?! Did you hear that Mommy?!! I will look at her and say 'yea, I heard it!' Now bark at him and tell him how rude he is being.
You know what else men (or my husband) does that DRIVES ME UP THE WALL....we will be sitting in the man cave (that's our den) enjoying his day off. Just watching a nice show and enjoying down time. Katie Scarlett will be laying next to me, I look up, and he's laying there scratching his YKW! What on Earth?! I ask him...what are you doing? He'll say..."I had an itch." And I'll say....'yea, you had an itch 5 minutes ago, now you are just on vacation.' It's so gross! IDK where he gets that from! He really can be a good ol' southern gentleman when he wants, but then other times he just grosses me out! I ask him why he doesn't have couth about him anymore when we are alone and he will say "what's the point of being married if I can't be myself around my own wife?" WTH?
Oh that and not shutting the bathroom door when he goes in there to tee tee. That drives me batty! I tell him, I don't want to hear you pee. Close the dang door! Some things should be kept private!
Y'all are going to think I'm nuts, but come on...someone out there has to be living with a man like my husband, right?!