LOL! I thought I was reading about my husband! Sounds so familiar! I think men have a switch in their brains that swaps over the minute we say 'yes, I'll marry you.' They know from then on they no longer have to try to be a gentleman I reckon'. I've been married for almost 10 years and am still pondering why my husband does the gross things he does! Men...only good for one thing...and it ain't sex! ROFL!
