Haha! Happy Birthday! This will make you feel better:
One day I picked up the TV remote and tried to turn on the microwave with it, then I turned around and went to put it away in a kitchen cabinet....(not done yet!) then I tried to put the dry coffee creamer in the refrigerator with the telephone! This all happened in like 3 minutes!
Also, I live in a tiny house... and I bought about 5 pairs of reading glasses. I cannot believe I ever spend time looking for a pair, but I do.
