Okay...one more...
Our last dog was a large (120+ lb.) black Shep/Lab...one of the sweetest, smartest dogs you could ever hope to meet. He was also a great assistant and companion. One day, several years ago, my DH and oldest son were working on vehicle brakes in the driveway. DS was also eating some cookies. He was down to his last cookie when DH required his assistance, and DS, needing to do something with the last cookie to free his hands, asked Ziggy if he would "hold this" for him...which helpful Ziggy was only too happy to do. After DS completed DH's assigned task, DS asked Ziggy for his cookie back. Ziggy, only too happy to oblige, walked to the side of the driveway, onto the grass, and 'hunched over' into a 'poopie crouch' in a failed attempt to comply with the request. DH and DS 'bout killed themselves with laughter, and as usual, when these things happen, no one was filming the spectacle! lol
Not going for the 'bad taste' record, here...lmao