Oh my goodness you guys are cracking me up, your off to a good start !!
Here's mine:
Branden: Sniff, sniff.... do you smell poop?
Brandi: "pOoP" what poop ?
Branden: Sniff, sniff.... dont you smell that?
Brandi: NO... Now Just go . . to . . sleep !!
Branden: no really I smell POOP !
Brandi: Ah Holy SH*t.... Now you"ve done it!
Brandi: (Nodding head toward Branden)
Dont look at Me...