Oh no, this is so scandalous. There was talk of someone spiking the punch bowl at last year's Ball. Brandy did get home late and went straight to bed, so I didn't have a chance to smell her breath. Now I am wondering about her date Beamer, or those other bad boys who were there. Maybe I should offer to chaperone and make sure to search everyone. Of course I will be sure to dispense of all the contraband
