See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
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