Can I have your number, I seem to have lost mine.
Can I borrow your phone? My momma told me to call home when I fell in love.
Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?
How do you like your eggs so I can get them perfect when I serve you breakfast in bec in the morning?
I have 100's more lol. My kids and I play cheesiest pickup lines game and when my daughters and I go dancing we use them for the icebreaker dare game....
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