I lost an iPhone 4 in November. Let me know if you find it. For all I know, I stuck it in the mail and sent it somewhere.
That was an expensive loss.
I'm seriously the queen of losing things. When and if they turn back up (and they are usually never seen or heard from again), I swear they are never where I left them!
When I unpacked my fake Christmas tree in December, I found a hair dryer in the box with it. I apparently also like to stash things in my bathtub. I think I just get really distracted really easily.