I've heard there is an Internet A.P.B out for a small canine fitting the description of a Yorkshire Terrier. This dog is apparently mimicking and impersonating other Yorkies and Yorkie mixes on the Worldwide Web. If you have witnessed such an event, please insert 1 Bully Stick into your PC's DVD tray. The alleged canine impersonator has reportedly been satisfied with this payment method, and will go on to his or her next victim.
If anyone has information regarding the whereabouts of this Yorkshire Terrier impersonator, you are encouraged and urged to get your head examined.
hehehehe :P
