WOW the compitition is steep.... you guys are really on a roll, these are all so funny. So here goes my crack at it....
Fergie: Ok dad on the count of three your gonna go over there, get my leash and take me for a walk.
Got it ?
Dad: huh ?
Fergie: Pay attention. Ok, now on the count of three your gonna go over there ..NO.. Look ... , I said, over there.
Dad: ok, im listening.
Fergie: OK... #1 more time. Now listen and pay very carefully attention.
On the count of #3 you are going to go overrrrr thereeee. Dad you have to look.
Dad: I'm looking, I'm looking !!
Dad: Ok, Over there, Right ?
Fergie: NO... over there !!
Fergie: Ahhh dang it, I give up.... where's Mom?
Fergie: MOOOmmm dad wont take me for a walk !!!
Dad: " It works every time..."
