I thought this was one of the funniest caption threads ever, but it's taken a very ugly turn.
The winner this week is
peachbongi!
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Shh! Don't move! Be very very still...there's chocolate behind me. Mommy said Chocolate can kill a dog if he's not careful."
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Not only is her caption hilarious, but she is one of the noble few who didn't rally behind my nemesis.