Listen up, Daddy...this is the very last time I'm telling you: You hold your hand like this! Then you put it on my back or my tummy, and then you move it all around. It's called a back massage or a tummy rub. And don't ever stop! Are you hearing me??? Don't ever, ever, ever stop! Or bad things may happen... got it?
I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout! And you are the table!