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Originally Posted by jencar98  After years of resisting it, I'm resorting to *new math* these days. It goes something like this; since you don't really start living until you're an adult (being a kid is considered practice, and doesn't count) then life starts around 18. I'm 52, so 52-18=34.... and the average lifespan for women is 79....then that means I'm not even middle aged yet. I'm lovin' this new math thing....off for botox and fillers now!  
Side note...saw Goldie Hawn on a show yesterday and she doesn't look a day over 25, of course it's a plastic looking 25 . I couldn't help but be reminded of the movie "Death Becomes Her" and think Goldie is looking like she found that magic elixir. |
Completely on board w/ the new math. You would think these mathematicians would know their stuff, but I'm thinking the old math is all a big ruse. All smoke and mirrors!