[Theodore]

My lovely wee Zoie, I can't hardly wait
to show up to the ball with you as my date.

I promise I'll shave and put on a scarf
see, I can't wear a tie cause they make me barf.

So for now I will go....I've some planning to do
cause I'm hoping to go to the dance with you.

There's bones to be purchased and roses of red
cause my dates the best on the submission thread.

luvs Ted