I Is Not Fancy!
I would like everyone to know,
There's NO bow in my hair!
Mommy used a puter program,
SO UNFAIR!
I is not fancy,
I don't like to look groomed,
And if she does this again,
I swear I'll eat her broom!
Dresses make squiggle,
And bows make me squawk,
So please invite me,
Or she may give me a mohawk!
Please rescue me from mommy,
She's bummed out I guess,
Next thing you know,
She'll paint me a dress! |