I'm Mr. Beasley - B for short,
I'm looking for a cute cohort.
I'm a handful, love to chew,
I've a taste for blankets, bullies, and wires, but not poo!
I'd love a lass to calm me down,
or one who's wild and runs around.
Cutie Pita, would you consider me?
I'd love to take you, signed Mr. B
